Willing to trade one large metropolitan area, lake front property. Lots of shopping, food and sheeple. Located in northeastern Illinois.
Reminiscent of your unemployed brother-in-law sleeping on the couch and funking up the place at the rest of the household's expense. Wants to control the TV and all things enjoyable, such as shooting and hunting.
Willing to trade for a mild STD or a case of beer... your choice.
Contact any Illinoisan worth his salt for further details.
